Oh come on!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you know how many times I've driven this Mustang since we've had it?
0!
As in Z-E-R-O!!!!!!!!!!!
Not once.
Nope.
Nada.
It just lives in an auto cocoon in the shop and Jason goes out to rub it with a diaper.
So I hear the Mustang fire up and glance out to see what Jason is up to.
Only it isn't Jason.
How come Seth gets to drive the pony?!!!!!!!