Uh...Hello....It's your Triple Bypass calling....

I let Joe and David run up to town the other day.  

Yes.

I know.

I let those two out of the house without supervision.

Maybe I do hate the world and I do think it's time for it to burn down, o.k.?!

Can I go on with my story now?!

Anyways.

So I let Joe and David run to to town the other day.

And David came home with an enormous cookie sandwich thing which was two giant cookies stuffed with frosting a good inch thick or so.  Oh.  And rolled in sprinkles.  Can't forget the sprinkles.

And David proceeded to eat

the

entire

thing.

David is not allowed out of the house anymore.