Showing posts with label shirley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shirley. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 11, 2014

Here comes Trouble!

Our new calf arrived last Thursday night.

The weather finally warmed up some and we were out enjoying a beautiful evening.  Earlier that day as I was at the kitchen sink doing some chores (yeah, I actually do that from time to time but don't tell anyone, I have a reputation to uphold!) I noticed out of the corner of my eye that Shirley was walking past the window, out in the pasture.  It seemed a little strange for her to be up this way that time of day but maybe the warm weather had the cows moving earlier than normal.  A little while later I noticed some movement and looked up to see Shirley going by again.  As I continued on with my work Shirley walked by a couple of more times.
Now that is different.
Hmmmmm.....
Later that afternoon I picked the kids up from school and went into the house to take care of a few things.  David had gone out to play with his forge and fire and do his whole "Vulcan" (no, not the Star Trek kind!) thing.  I wandered out to see what he had going and Jason had just come home so he pulled up and walked over.  As we talked with David we noticed Shirley was doing laps around the pasture not looking too comfortable.
Time for a mini oreo!!!!!!
It was a really nice evening--so glad she waited until the bitter cold and ice and snow had gone away.
Shirley paced around and every little bit she would stop, turn her head like she was going to scratch her side but instead would moo at her belly.  The kiddo is already in trouble!
We decided to put the dogs up and go inside to give her some peace so she wouldn't have to be nervous about us being around.
We proceeded with the evening's affairs then put the kids to bed.

Then Jason and I got ready and went outside in the dark.  There was enough moonlight you could see enough to pick your way across the yard, over the fence, and into the pasture.  Jason had his spotlight but didn't want to turn it on for fear of disturbing Shirley.
As we crossed the fence and took a couple of steps a movement over at the edge of the shadows caught our attention.
Spotlight time!
There, light up in all his glory, was a big, fat, fluffy...SKUNK!
Freeze!
So we waited quietly and as still as we could for Mr. Skunk to move on his merry way and then we were able to proceed with our appointed task.
Now that, ladies and gentlemen, is a proper Missourah date night right there.
:)

We picked our way across the pasture down toward the pond.  There on the other side of the pond, along the fence was Shirley.  She was standing up but had her nose down to something on the ground.
Spotlight time!
(Let's hope it's something better this time...)
There on the ground was a little fluff of black fur with a white stripe around it.  A newborn baby calf.  Our first Mini Oreo of 2014!
Shirley was busy at her work of cleaning up her baby.
Shirley has this very soft lowing moo she uses when talking to her babies.  The rest of the time she moos and hollers with the best of 'em.  But whenever she is with her babies she lows with the most gentle tone.  It is awesome.
As she cleaned the baby she was talking away to it: moo, lick lick, mooo mooo mooo, lick, mooo.  It was so dang cute!
So we shut off the light and quietly made our way back across the pasture to the fence and across the yard up to the house.

Cool story, right?
Yeah.
It doesn't end there.
How could it, we're talking about OUR cows here.  It can't be "normal"!
So....
The next afternoon Katie and I went out to make friends with the calf.  Shirley was keeping to the back corner of the pasture protecting her new calf but she came a little ways up the fence when she saw us coming.  There was a cute little belt bouncing along side her.
As we got closer we realized this was a pretty big calf for our cows.  Our cows usually have pretty small calves with skinny little bodies and for the first few days look like they're all legs.  This calf was big and very well filled out.  Wow!
So we talked to Shirley and pet the calf and then left because we didn't want to cause the new mama too much stress.
Still too normal for us, right.  Well, I'm getting to that...
So that evening the other cows came up to eat but Shirley was still staying at the other side of the pasture with her calf.  She finally did come up to eat a little bit but without her calf.  After a couple of minutes she turned around and ran back across the pasture.
Hmmmm....
Well, the poor thing needs to eat and she is obviously hungry so we'll take some food down to her!
Jason had just come home so he helped Katie and me carry hay down to Shirley.
Shirley was down at the back fence, the fence that separates our pasture from the woods.  The woods where sometimes other mini oreos have wandered.  But the fence has since been rebuilt and tightened so that should take care of the wandering mini oreos problem.
But there is Shirley acting upset and there's no calf to be seen.  
We look across the fence.  Shirley looks across the fence.  We look in other areas across the fence.  Shirley sniffs the ground and looks confused (like a cow would look if she were thinking, "Wait a minute, I think  there was a kid here just a minute ago!").
Great.
So what do we do?
Well, what did the nursery rhyme teach us when we were children?
"Leave them alone and they'll come home, wagging their tails behind them..." Right?
(Unless you are one of my brothers who changed the song but we won't talk about that right now.)
So, we left.  Mama and calf would find a way to reunite.  That's nature.  Let nature take its course.
Saturday morning.  Cold, nasty, misty, rainy, sleety, ugly Saturday morning.
There's the cows!
There's no calf!
There's Shirley pacing up and down the fence looking tired and worried.
Dang kids!
So Jason hops on the four-wheeler and takes off to the far pasture on the other side of the fence.  I walk down to where Shirley is pacing and look into the woods, contemplating which would be the best angle to begin the search.  Shirley and I were both listening to the four-wheeler going back and forth in the other pasture as Jason searched for the missing calf.  
I was busy trying to analyze the direction Shirley was watching, figuring she probably had the best idea where the calf would be and I needed to follow her lead in my search.  
Then the bawl of a calf rocked the cold, still air.  Shirley jumped and answered with a half-crazed MOOOO!  (No gentle lowing this time!)
From where I stood it sounded like the calf was in the woods part way down in the other pasture Jason was in.  
The calf answered Shirley and Shirley went insane.  I quickly opened the gate to let her through or I'm pretty sure she would have gone through the fence and we get rather tired of mending fences.
By the time I came over the ridge to see where Shirley had gone, Shirley had reunited with her calf and Jason was standing there with them.  Apparently the calf was out in the pasture alone, asleep at the base of a big pole that holds power lines that run through there.  Jason had picked the calf up but it started fighting him and kicking him to pieces.  
I told you this calf was a lot bigger than our other calves.
So Jason had put it down.  Good thing with that crazy mama cow coming in like a freight train.
So we got Shirley to lead her calf back to the gate and go back to her pasture.  Now everybody is happy again and the little calf is sticking very, very close to mama these days.  
At least it seems to learn from its mistakes.  
Maybe there's hope for this one yet.








Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Ivan the Terrible

Shirley had her calf on the last day of March this year. A sweet, soft, fluffy little bull calf.
Then we let David pick out the name for him and Shirley hasn't had a moment's rest since!
Ivan runs and runs and runs around the pasture, his little tail sticking straight up in the air. Shirley gives here "come to Mommy" moo but Ivan just ignores her and keeps galavanting all around. Being the good mama cow that she is, Shirley trots along after him, which just gives Ivan reason to run faster. While the other cows graze and loaf around in the warm sunshine, Shirley is busy chasing Ivan from one end of the pasture to the other. When Ivan does finally decide to settle down and take a nap, he hops right through the fence to the other side to curl up. Shirley stands diligently at the fence watching over her sleeping calf, looking miserable with worry and exhaustion.
As if all this terrible behavior wasn't enough, Ivan also has a terrible belt. One side looks pretty good, a little rough, but not too bad. The other side? There is no belt, just a nice bright Cheshire-cat grin. Uh-huh.
First Rampage, now Ivan the terrible.... David is now barred from naming any more animals on our place!




Monday, February 22, 2010

Save Squiggy!


It was a fine Spring morning. The air was losing the cold sting of winter, little green shoots of grass were beginning to appear in the pasture, and bright rays from the sun warmed my skin.
Really a nice day for a walk.
The cows had not been seen in the pasture for a day or two so I decided to put on my boots and stroll down to see what they could be doing at the bottom of their hill. As I came along the fence, I saw the two cows curled up near the pond. When I approached they both got to their feet. Yet something looked a little funny. One the cow's belts seemed a little off for some reason.
I watched as the "glitch" moved and there, along side his mama, was a new little calf. He had been right in line with his mom, his belt lining up to her belt.
Here was our first calf. We had brought the two cows home to our pasture the previous summer and had anxiously awaited Spring to see if we would indeed have calves.
He seemed so tiny, not much bigger than my corgi and certainly smaller than our German Shepard. He was a bit wobbly on his legs but took a few steps. I just stood and watched for a while, amazed with this new little life born in our pasture.
Squiggy is a calf from our cow named Shirley. She is a very gentle, calm cow.
The next month Squiggy got a cousin named Smudge. Smudge was born from our cow Laverne who is much more high-strung and nervous. While Squiggy took on Shirley's gentle nature, Smudge picked up his mother's nervousness and has been a bit of a problem in our pasture as he has grown bigger. Smudge has been good steak and roast material for a while now.
Squiggy, on the other hand, has become quite used to us and comes to the fence so we can hand feed him and pet him on the nose.
In the Spring of last year, Squiggy got a little sister named Elvis. Smudge immediately was jealous and would try to stomp on the new little calf. Squiggy would always come to the rescue of his little sister and drive Smudge away. To this day you will find little Elvis tagging along Squiggy and he watches over her and protects her.
Squiggy has been such a pleasant friend to have in our pasture. He follows the kids around. Squiggy ruins every game of hide-and-seek the kids try to play because he stands right outside of their hiding place and moos. They can find no way to get him to leave. He eats his treats right from our hands. When David feeds the horses, Squiggy is right there nibbling on David's coat or rubbing against him.

But.

There comes a time in the lives of steers out here when they go to meet the butcher. My husband can see no sense in having an 800lb "pet" in the pasture that just consumes and gives nothing in return. He set up an appointment for both Smudge and Squiggy to go meet the butcher.

The kids and I have been brainstorming ways to save Squiggy. Originally we thought we might just spray-paint Squiggy's belt black and run him into our neighbor's pasture to live with his herd. Then we saw our neighbor separating his herd and loading his steers into the trailer bound for the butcher's shop. So much for Operation Black Belt!
Our next plan was Operation Liberate Squiggy. We thought we might just go animal-rights-activist style and open the gate to let Squiggy run away. Only we found out that cows don't get very far because they stop to eat really often. Also, the countryside here is full of nice farmers who like to introduce steers to the butcher. So that plan went to the scrap heap as well.It is rather difficult to find a closet big enough to hide an 800lb animal in.
We've worked on teaching Squiggy to climb trees but that was rather unsuccessful as well. However, the doctors do assure us that Joe is going to be o.k., though a bit flat perhaps. If you'd like to visit Joe at the hospital he is in rooms 23 through 26.

We have finally decided that a social "moo-ment" might be the only way to go. It is time to appeal to my husband's good heart. We know that deep down inside he really does not want Squiggy to meet the butcher either. We need you all to help us let him know that Squiggy really doesn't have to meet the butcher.

We are launching Operation Save Squiggy. Sound off and let us know what you think. You can post your comments here or send messages to Save_Squiggy@yahoo.com
If we can get enough signatures then Squiggy will be able to remain a happy pet in our fields to grow old under the blue sunny skies living his days out frolicking in green pastures and playing in the ponds. We are appealing to you now for your support.

Help us Save Squiggy!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Does this fence make me look fat?


My cow is going to explode!!!!!