Jason was a hunter, I was a deer--which seemed rather appropriate since Jason had just come home from hunting and it turned out I was the only deer he had seen all evening.
Joe was a landscaping guy. Which, again, was very appropriate since he got home from work just as it was time to head out to the party.
David was a serial killer. I quote, "I don't have to dress up, they look just like everyone else, Mom!"
My children scare me.
And then there is my sweet, beautiful, quiet little girl.....