This is how Joe (of course) eats a cheeseburger:
(He actually does. He did it right in front of me the other day.
He is now banned from going to McDonalds.)
Take one double cheeseburger.
Take one chicken sandwich.
Pry open the double cheeseburger so there is one patty on each side.
Stuff the chicken sandwich (the WHOLE chicken sandwich--bun and all) into the cheeseburger.
Close it back up and stuff it in your face!
Look, I have pictures!